Damn you . . . Martha Stewart.
For years Martha showed us how the top 1% of crazy, bitchy, over achievers do it. And for as many years as I can remember . . . I have wanted to be her! I TRIED to be her! One problem . . .
I don't possess Martha's . . .
ability to bake
ability to garden
ability to craft
ability to reupholster furniture
ability to whip up a five course meal with just mayo, frozen pizza, lime juice and freezer burned pork ribs.